This is for next year

I came this >< close to blowing fluid out my nose while reading the Drunken FAQ at Enjoy The Draft:

Beware the "No 18-to-25-Year-Old Left Behind Act."

Over the top? Yeah but not as weird as a lot of other paranoia inspired sites.

I don't care who is elected, unless there are major changes we're going to see discussions about mandatory service. The forced extensions can't go on forever. Even the poor kids are getting the idea that maybe the Army is not a good idea.